AquaFoam : Intense foam shampoo

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Announcer's voice: If you're a lover of foamy soap, and let's it face it, who isn't these days, am I right? *Pause for laughter* Well, boy, do we have the product for you.

The all new AquaFoam: Intense Foam Shampoo will leave your car sparkling and your jaw dropped from the thickest foam you've ever seen. Oh my, that delicious, thick foam. Give. It. To. Me.

Super Thick Foam • Ph Neutral • Biodegradable • Highly Concentrated

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Rim Reaper

Wheel & Tire Kit

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The Beginnings of Alchemist

No one cares about brand histories, and we're not that interested in boring you, but, if you're in the bathroom looking for a few minutes to kill, we're happy to help you out.

We don't have a rich history. We aren't famous detailers. We're just a normal brand that started with a dumb idea that we could be different. After nearly 3 years of product testing and development, we finally felt good enough about our core group of products that it was time to introduce them to as many people who will give us the time of day.

As for being different, we don't really care about that. We just want you to have as much fun washing your car as we do ours. No endless amount of choices, no confusing application processes, and no over-the-top salesmen, just really, really good products that anyone could use and get amazing results from.

That's it. That's the story, sorry it wasn't longer. Wipe, and get back to work.

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