AquaFoam : Intense foam shampoo

A Random Product We've Picked to Highlight

Announcer's voice: If you're a lover of foamy soap, and let's it face it, who isn't these days, am I right? *Pause for laughter* Well, boy, do we have the product for you.

The all new AquaFoam: Intense Foam Shampoo will leave your car sparkling and your jaw dropped from the thickest foam you've ever seen. Oh my, that delicious, thick foam. Give. It. To. Me.

Super Thick Foam • Ph Neutral • Biodegradable • Highly Concentrated

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Exterior Car Care

A quick browse through our products that help clean and protect the exterior of your car.

<h6>Alkahest: <br/>All Purpose Cleaner</h6><p>From $12.95</p>
Alkahest:
All Purpose Cleaner

From $12.95

<h6>Brimstone: <br/>Wheel & Tire Cleaner</h6><p>From $13.95</p>
Brimstone:
Wheel & Tire Cleaner

From $13.95

<h6>Crowne: <br/>Spray Sealant</h6><p>From $17.95</p>
Crowne:
Spray Sealant

From $17.95

<h6>Quicksilver: <br/>Quick Detailer</h6><p>From $13.95</p>
Quicksilver:
Quick Detailer

From $13.95

<h6>Redux: <br/>All Around Dressing</h6><p>From $17.95</p>
Redux:
All Around Dressing

From $17.95

Microfiber & Tools

Looking for Accessories?

We have a few items that are meant to pair nicely with our liquids. They're good stuff.

Towels & More

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Buy with confidence knowing that every purchase helps feed Dirtwad and his family.
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The Grime Fighters

Probably the perfect kit for you.

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<h5>Alkahest: All Purpose Cleaner</h5><p>Blast the dirt off every possible surface</p>
Alkahest: All Purpose Cleaner

Blast the dirt off every possible surface

<h5>Luna: Interior Cleaner</h5><h5></h5><p>A little foam cleaning action with UV protection</p>
Luna: Interior Cleaner

A little foam cleaning action with UV protection

<h5>Brimstone: Wheel & Tire Cleaner</h5><h5></h5><p>Safe, non-acid, concentrated dirt eater. </p>
Brimstone: Wheel & Tire Cleaner

Safe, non-acid, concentrated dirt eater.

<h5>AquaFoam: Intense Foam Shampoo</h5><h5></h5><p>This one's featured a lot. Little weird, right?</p>
AquaFoam: Intense Foam Shampoo

This one's featured a lot. Little weird, right?

Why You Should Buy This:

Countless, pain-staking hours have been spent curating this kit to absolute perfection for the sole purpose of destroying all the dirt from every surface of your vehicle.

It also happens to be cheaper than buying them all individually. Big plus.

Buy The Kit

<h2>Gloss Busters</h2><p>Gloss Enhancing Kit</p>

Gloss Busters

Gloss Enhancing Kit

<h2>Rim Reaper</h2><p>Wheel & Tire Kit</p>

Rim Reaper

Wheel & Tire Kit

More Kits

Check these two, or view all of our profit-eating kits.
Better yet, purchase the items separately.

View All Car Wash Kits

GLOSS

Add Some To Your Car

Alchemist early label img

The Beginnings of Alchemist

No one cares about brand histories, and we're not that interested in boring you, but, if you're in the bathroom looking for a few minutes to kill, we're happy to help you out.

We don't have a rich history. We aren't famous detailers. We're just a normal brand that started with a dumb idea that we could be different. After nearly 3 years of product testing and development, we finally felt good enough about our core group of products that it was time to introduce them to as many people who will give us the time of day.

As for being different, we don't really care about that. We just want you to have as much fun washing your car as we do ours. No endless amount of choices, no confusing application processes, and no over-the-top salesmen, just really, really good products that anyone could use and get amazing results from.

That's it. That's the story, sorry it wasn't longer. Wipe, and get back to work.

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