The All NEW
Ceramic Series
They make sh*t shiny. Probably the most shiny it's ever been or will be. Pretty easy to apply too.
Crowne
v2
It sucks to admit this, especially after years of development, but the original formula wasn’t perfect. Despite zero complaints, we changed it for our own sanity and good conscience. Crowne v2 is everything we meant it to be, and everything that made it our best-seller. In other words, perfect
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Exterior Car Care
Every formula we make has to earn its place. It needs to perform at the highest level, feel effortless to use, and leave a finish that speaks for itself.
Microfiber & Tools
Looking for Accessories?
We have a few items that are meant to pair nicely with our liquids. They're good stuff.
Car Care Kits
Shop our kits or build your own from scratch.
More Kits
We're fairly proud of these two. Check out all of our profit-eating kits by tapping the button below.
The Beginnings of Alchemist
No one cares about brand histories, and we're not that interested in boring you, but, if you're in the bathroom looking for a few minutes to kill, we're happy to help you out.
We don't have a rich history. We aren't famous detailers. We're just a normal brand that started with a dumb idea that we could be different. After nearly 3 years of product testing and development, we finally felt good enough about our core group of products that it was time to introduce them to as many people who will give us the time of day.
As for being different, we don't really care about that. We just want you to have as much fun washing your car as we do ours. No endless amount of choices, no confusing application processes, and no over-the-top salesmen, just really, really good products that anyone could use and get amazing results from.
That's it. That's the story, sorry it wasn't longer. Wipe, and get back to work.
